Gareth Keenan (Assistant Regional Manager, Wernham Hogg)
Hello, this is my page about me, I am Assistant Regional Manager at Wernham Hogg, which I personally think is the best paper merchants in Thames Valley area. If you need to buy some paper in bulk, please e-mail me. (No time wasters. I'm too busy.) If you want to talk more make sure you phone-ahead.
I am in the TA (Territorial Army). We are real soldiers, well trained, highly disciplined fighting machines ready for war.
David and Myself (The current regional manager) We WILL be remembered if we are asked to visit your event.
You can ask us to meet and great or just mingle, if you want more we can give you a 30 - 40 minute show. |
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We will walk into the room to the sound of "Hand Bags & Glad Rags" which is the title song to "the office", David will introduce us both to the stage with his famous 'SIMPLY THE BEST' spoof Motivational Speech.
As the health and safety officer I will run thorough the obvious dangers within the modern workplace. This will of course include several working examples of possible dangerous situations that one might be faced with in both the office environment and in a combat situation.
Tim (David Brent) is a trained actor and ad-libber and will always come back with some "Brilliant" one liners that will have your guests cracking up for a long time after. “Just have a look at the Testimonials, yes I did say Testimonials”
Brett (Gareth Keenan) is a skilled and professional Magician, juggler and entertainer, fast thinking and quick witted returns together with awesome performance skills will blow you away.
After all this the fun continues with the Brent Meisters unique brand of comedic entertainment and the laughs flow on as you experience the famous "Flash Dance Fused with MC Hammer S**t" Dance.
All material can be personalised to your company and many people want to get us to mention their colleagues in the office with a little funny comment of something that has happened to them in the past.
Err Hello…just what else can we do?
AFTER DINNER SPEAKING -
PRESENTING AWARDS
COMPERE
MEETING & GREETING
PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES
We can get involved in many different scenarios and have appeared at WEDDINGS - SHOWS - PRODUCT LAUNCHES - EXHIBITIONS - ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS - NEW OFFICE OPENINGS - HEN & STAG NIGHTS - ETC the list goes on and on and on.
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